L U N A T A L K with Eva Moon

Threat Alert Jesus

June 1, 2007 on 12:01 pm | In Found, WTF |

The Threat Alert Jesus receives signals directly from the Dept. of Homeland Security and adjusts his halo to match the alert color. No more anxiety! I don’t know about you, but my anxiety level went right to RED when I saw it. Get a load of this family. You just know mom is the one here who bludgeoned the gang into this. (Dad: Keep smiling… keeeep smiling. There may be a blow job in this. Dad Jr: If anyone at school see this I am so dead. Jesus, just take me now. Little Timmy: I, Rasha, am a Serpent at the roadside. I have salvation before me in the name of the Most Holy Yat-Zebaoth, the All in One, One in All. Susie: Mommy, Jesus’ eyes have blue sclerae. Does he have pseudoxanthoma elasticum?

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