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As if women didn’t have enough things to feel insecure about. Now you can get cosmetic surgery for your g-spot. Be still, my heart.

Would you let this man near your girlybits with a bigass needle? According to this article in the SF Chronicle getting your G-spot pumped up with collagen injections is the latest enhancement for your sad, pathetic body. This is from a doctor (Dr. Spot!) who’s made a career of giving women designa vaginas “to enhance your genital image!”

Oh yeah. Strangers stop me on the street to comment on my unsightly labia. And don’t get me started on the cruel playground taunts I endured over the size of my g-spot. It’s affecting my self-esteem!

Hey, Doc, step away from the bits and no one gets hurt.

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