December 31st, 2007

Tomorrow, January 1st begins the annual Super Game Bakedown, a month-long January event similar to NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) except to encourage people of all levels of experience to try their hands at creating a videogame in one month, rather than a novel. Tools to aid in coding abound, so there’s no excuse. If you don’t feel inspired yourself, perhaps you know someone who would be. Pass it on. This challenge was conceived and created by my son, Alan Gordon, a computer science major who’s been coding since age 8. Here’s the FAQ from the Bakedown website:

What is this?
Super Game Bakedown is a new game development event to get people from around the world set out to design, develop, and complete a videogame in one month. Your job is to make the games. Our job is to help.

What does “Bakedown” mean?
Bakeoffs are heated battles in an oven. Breakdowns are high energy impromptu dances. Baking is fun. Down is a direction. Bakedown means whatever you want it to mean, and that’s the point. We don’t want to tell you what kind of videogames to make. We love to watch the creation process, and all we want to do is allow you the most freedom as possible.

Why January?
We were going to do it in December, but everyone is frantically busy with the holidays that month. Nothing happens in January.

Nobody can make a videogame in one month!
Not true! The fine people at the Experimental Gameplay Project made over 50 games in as many weeks, and even were kind enough to write an article about how they did it. It may take years to develop a commercial game, but an independent project can be done much faster.

Can I participate if I don’t have any experience making games?
Absolutely! Super Game Bakedown is a great time for a first foray into the world of game development.

Can I participate if I already have a lot of experience making games?
Absolutely! Even if you’re a seasoned veteran of the games industry, there is plenty of good to be had by starting from scratch on a new, small project from time to time.

When can I join?
Any time from now up until Jan. 31st, 11:59:59 pm. You can’t start working on your game until midnight on Jan 1st, though.

Where do I sign up?
There is no signing up - if you want to participate, you’re in! However, it might be a good idea to head on over to the forums and create an account so that you can join in the discussion with other Bakedown participants.

When is a game considered ‘complete’?
A difficult question to answer. A true game developer has no finished projects, only abandoned ones that look finished to the public eye. Basically, the game should be complete enough that you feel confident in sharing it with the rest of the world. The rule of thumb here is that if you believe that your game is done, then it’s done.

What do I get if I win?
A complete game and a great sense of accomplishment.

Can I work with a group?
Yes you can, but it’s not recommended. Large groups are hard to organize on a project like this, especially under a strict deadline.

Can I use Game Maker? How about Flash? Inform? ZZT?
Yes, yes, yes, and yes. All game-making software and languages are acceptable. If it allows you to make a videogame, then you can use it.

Can I make a board game or card game for the Bakedown?
No, this event is strictly for making videogames, a category under which board or card games do not fall. You could make a computer version of a board game, though, and that’d be fine by us.

Can I use this to finish a project that I started earlier?
No. The idea of the Bakedown is to start completely from scratch with a new, original concept and make it into a game in a small amount of time. Starting with an old project defeats the purpose, and also won’t be as fun.

Can I use code or resources I made prior to the beginning of the month?
No. All code, sound, music, and graphics must be made on or after January 1st.

What about resources from the internet or other outside sources?
Yes, but public domain only. Don’t use anyone else’s material without getting explicit permission from them beforehand.

I’m busy in January! Can I do this next month?
No, the Bakedown is one-month only. This doesn’t mean that you can’t make a game on your own in February, but it won’t be part of this event.

Is there a participation fee?
Nope! Anyone with a computer is free to join.

What if I have a complete game by the end of the month, but I want to keep working on it?
Just because you release your game at the end of the month doesn’t mean you have to be completely done with it. You are free to go on working on it for as long as you want once January is over.

Can I reuse code from past projects?
Yes, but we generally don’t recommend it. The line between rewriting old functions in better, more exciting ways and reinventing the wheel is a fuzzy one, so please use your own judgment.

Will you host my game when I finish it?
No, we won’t. Sorry, but bandwidth is expensive.

Will you put up a link to my game when I finish it?
Yes! Any complete games submitted by the end of the month will be linked to on the Links page.

Who owns the rights to my game when it’s finished?
You do. It’s your creative work, all we did was encourage you to make it.

Can I sell my game after the month is over?
Certainly! Once the month is over, your game is yours to do with as you see fit.

What happens if I don’t finish in time?
Don’t worry about it. Either you can finish it on your own time later, or you can try again next year.

What if I want to do this, but have no idea where I’d start on such a project?
We have a whole section about where to start as a beginner. I suggest you read it!

Why are you doing this?
Because we want to encourage innovation and creativity. Because we know what it’s like to want to make a game but not have the motivation to get around to doing it. Because we want to see a whole slew of new freeware games pop up every year. Because we get bored every January.

Can I plan out my game in advance?
Not only can you do this, but it is HIGHLY recommended. You probably won’t get very far into the month if you’re driving blind.

If I’m making a game in such a small time frame, isn’t it going to suck?
Not necessarily. Sure, the graphics and presentation won’t be as polished as a game made over the course of a year, but as long as your gameplay concept is solid and decently executed, the game ought to be fun.

Can I make a donation to support this project?
Since we barely have any expenses, and we want to keep this non-profit, we are not accepting donations. If this attracts a lot of attention and bandwidth costs, then maybe we’ll rethink that.

Limber up your fingers and get started. The ball drops in your lap at midnight.

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December 29th, 2007

Here’s a double bill for a holiday weekend: Tim Burton’s Sweeney Todd followed by Disney’s Enchanted.

The two movies have a couple of things in common: Character actor Timothy Spall appears in both movies, in a similar role, oddly enough. In Sweeney Todd, he plays evil judge Turpin’s sidekick, the beadle and in Enchanted he’s evil queen Narissa’s sidekick, Nathaniel. Both are musicals. And both are worth seeing.

There, the similarities are lopped off with a decisive sweep of the razor.

Sweeney Todd is a grisly, gornographic helping of hemoglobin, but it’s so stylishly lush I’ll forgive the bloody excess. Johnny Depp’s theatrically raised arm gave me enough warning to know when to cover my eyes. (I admit it: I’m a wimp.) The man can put over a song too. Who knew? Helena Bonham Carter doesn’t really have the pipes to give Mrs. Lovett her due, but she’s so pitch perfect in the role, you’ll eat up whatever she serves. Her rendition of The Worst Pies in London is, um… unforgettable. Alan Rickman, true to form, steals every scene with his flawless timing and who could imagine a more perfect Signor Pirelli than the lanky and outrageous Sascha Baron Cohen?

After filling up on bloody soup, we felt in need of dessert. Enchanted proved to be just the thing - a frothy little confection, lightly dusted with enough wry humor to settle the meat pies. The opening scene is a perfect send up of every Disney princess movie cliche and what followed was either enchanting or we were so grateful for a cheerful, sunny NYC after Burton’s dark, perennially twilit London, that we mistook relief for art. Whatever the cause, we laughed out loud and left the theater convinced it was the next Princess Bride.

In retrospect, I have to think some of our appreciation of Enchanted was due to its contrast to Sweeney Todd. The next Princess Bride? What was I thinking? Have fun storming the castle…

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December 24th, 2007

Years ago my grandmother taught me how to make baklava. It’s an old family recipe and I’ve made it every December since. I baked two pans this evening - the first since she died. Here’s her recipe, with a few stories along the way.

Lenore’s Baklava

Baklava1. Buy a box of phillo dough. You can get it in the freezer section at the grocery store. Look for the kind in a long thin box. Allow it to thaw at least a day in the fridge and then let it come to room temperature before using it. You’ll need a large baking pan with a lip all the way around.

My mother remembers her grandmother making her own phillo dough. She’d clear off the dining room table and tie a clean sheet tightly over it. The dough went in the middle and a long process of rolling and stretching culminated in a single, paper thin sheet of dough. The dough would then be buttered, filled, rolled and baked. A whole morning’s work would then be inhaled in a matter of minutes by the family.

As soon as machine-made phillo became available, no one ever bothered to make it again. I certainly wouldn’t.

2. Chop 1 pound of walnuts fairly fine. Mix in a bowl with 1/2 a cup of sugar and about a tablespoon of cinnamon. Set it aside but near at hand.

3. Melt 3/4 of a pound of butter. It’s important to have all the ingredients ready to go before opening the box of phillo because once it’s open, you have to work fast. The stuff dries out in no time and will stick and tear.

A couple years ago I had everything ready to go: the chopped nuts, the melted butter, the pan, the phillo. I opened the box and unrolled the dough, ready for the race to assemble the baklava before the dough became unusable. My cat chose that exact moment to leap onto the counter, where she encountered the bowl of nuts. The nuts hit the floor, scattering everywhere. I screamed. My husband dashed in to see what the commotion was. His sleeve caught the bowl of melted butter and sent it flying. There may still be traces of nuts, butter and broken glass under the fridge. We did the best we could. The phillo was a total loss. The cat hasn’t jumped on the counter since.

Assembly:

1. Spread the pan with melted butter. Don’t be prissy about it. Use you hand. There’s really no better way.

2. Lay a single sheet of phillo in the pan. If the dough is larger than the pan, trim the stack to fit. If the pan is larger than the dough, get a smaller pan.

3. Spread the dough with more butter. Repeat until you have 10 buttered sheets.

4. Dump the nuts on and spread evenly over the pan.

5. Continue adding layers of phillo and butter until you’ve used up the whole box. The first layer or two after the nuts are irritating because they want to move around. Don’t let them boss you around.

6. Cut into pieces. Using a sharp knife, cut lengthwise across the pan into 8 strips. Then cut diagonally to create diamond-shaped pieces. This is a bit tricky, since it will tend to want to come apart, but it’s doable with a little practice. And a lot of cursing.

7. Pop the pan into a preheated 350-degree oven for 20 minutes, or until light golden brown.

Making the syrup. Start after the baklava’s been in the oven about 9-10 minutes.

1. Put 3 cups of sugar, 1/3 cup of water and 3 tbsp of lemon juice into a sauce pan

2. Cook over medium heat, stirring, until it foams up to the top of the pan. Take the pan off the heat and let it stop boiling for a minute.

3. Put the pan over the heat and let it foam up a second time. Remove from heat. Option: add in a splash of rose oil if you can get it.

The final act.

My family always has to come watch this part. It’s part of the theater of baking. They’ll come running to see it and it’s become a required holiday entertainment. If I didn’t call them, I’d hear about it for days, I’m sure.

4. Remove the baklava from the oven.

5. Pour the syrup gently all over the pan. Use it all. You can see the baklava fluffing up as the syrup soaks in and it makes a lovely sizzling sound. Let it cool.

Because of the diamond cut, there are always little triangle pieces at the edges of the pan. These belong to the children, who get to eat them as soon as they are cool enough not to burn.

It sounds more complicated than it is. It really goes very quickly once you get the hang of it. The results are to die for.

I will mail a box of baklava to the first two people who reply to this post.

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December 18th, 2007

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Someone told me the other day that she just loves holiday music. It makes her feel all warm inside. This person has clearly never worked in retail. For those of you who have, and have reached the point where one more reprise of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus will cause your eyes to roll up into your head so far you can watch your follicles working from the inside, I give you the one holiday song you won’t hear at the mall…

Light the Fucking Candles - MP3 audio file - free download
© 2004 Eva Moon

One holiday would be enough
To make the season really tough
We’re a fucked up family
Chanukah by the Christmas tree

Holiday insanity
Is gonna be the death of me
You don’t know how glad I’d be
If Rudolph was a Maccabee

Come on and
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
One More Time

Fry the latkes, bake the ham
Ask me if I give a damn
Santa loosen up your belt
You ate too much chocolate gelt

Come on and
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
One More Time

Let the nightmare end at last
Chanukah and Christmas past
Shove it all ‘til later
The Easter Bunny comes for seder

Come on and
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
One More Time

Mike Gordon: Bass & backing vocals; Ferko Saxmanov: tambourine & backing vocals; Sue Niemann: drums. Special thanks to Mark Skipper of the Damien Project for providing the great lead guitar for this song and to Adam Kittle at Inversion Studio for additional guitar, engineering and mixing.

Oh, and if you’re not done shopping yet, there’s this: Get your Light the F*cking Candles Holday Mug now! Makes a great gift!

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December 17th, 2007

One of the quirky pleasures of blogging is watching what search terms lead people here. Some terms are obvious - my name, titles of songs, etc. But others… How did Google decide that my blog was just the thing the seeker of “knitted bondage gear” was looking for?

Often, the search terms are baffling and sometimes, oddly poetic. I swear, none of the phrases below actually appear in my blog. (Although I guess they do now). One could imagine whole scenarios speculating on the sequence of events that led to a search for these things:

  • A sentimental song that casts a magic spell they all will hum along
  • lyrics pirate everything sings in the seaweed
  • Hats of the world
  • is there goats on the moon
  • Window rattling
  • i ll sing it in your face! while we both embrace!
  • i want to fly away swimming in the clouds
  • stewed prunes cell membrane
  • bear rolling down hill

A disturbingly high percentage suggest that the complex, modern technology our highly evolved fore brains devise is used largely to extend the grasp of far more primitive cerebral structures:

  • Fat sexy arabian woman
  • Incredibles porn
  • Man bulge (a perennial favorite along with variants “big bulge”, “football bulge”, “bulge report”, “bulge shot” and “bruce willis bulge”)
  • Nipple cozies
  • Stories of twin sisters fucking each other
  • Men caught having sex
  • porn here have a donut
  • Big penis (another favorite)
  • blow it on my face your load i want to taste song
  • movies of my sister fuck by me (I really don’t want to know)
  • sex usa hoot sax

Google isn’t really doing anyone any favors here. If you came here looking for twin sisters fucking the Incredibles in nipple cozies, you’ll have to search again.

Of course, I do have to credit Google for sending the seeker of “sexy goddess” to my site.

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December 15th, 2007

Korean scientists have created glow-in-the-dark cats. Something the world has been clamoring for and it’s about time science coughed up the goods. Or maybe a hairball. At last I’ll be able to get from my bed to the bathroom in the middle of the night without stepping on fluffy.

glow in the dark kitties

But you have to feel a little sorry for the cats. They rely on stealth to stalk their victims. Did science think about that when they popped off willy-nilly and said, “Glow-in-the-dark cats! Cool!”? Hmmm? Mice will see them coming from a mile away and dash for cover. Perhaps it’s part of some evil, dog-loving master plan to rid the world of kitties.

If so, they are doomed to fail: In a brilliant display of turnabout, rival Japanese scientists went and created mice that aren’t afraid of cats.

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December 9th, 2007

I was interviewed recently for an article in the Snoqualmie Valley Reporter (a heady thrill) and the reporter asked me where my song ideas come from.

It’s not an uncommon question for any songwriter. But what is the answer? Where does creative work come from? It seems to defy the laws of science. Something new appears where nothing was before. Do the laws of thermodynamics apply? Did my last song suck a tiny bit of creative energy out of the universe somewhere else? Some might argue it’s not a closed system - crediting god or some other supernatural force for pouring the juice into us. It’s a mystery. But I didn’t get into any metaphysics with the reporter.

But what I told him was…

Imagine your brain is an enormous Costco and the shelves are stocked with everything you’ve ever experienced. There it all is - dinosaurs, baristas, RVs, Nigerian scammers. Each memory in its own spot. Now imagine the Costco has been hit by a tornado. Chaos ensues. The floor is a toxic swirl. Random, unrelated items collide. Everything is gooey with libido (it’s a well-stocked item). A call goes out to the songwriter, who arrives in hip boots with a push broom and begins the arduous task shoving the whole stinking mess down the drain.

So, songwriting is a sort of waste treatment facility.

Can you believe he didn’t use any of this in the story?

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December 6th, 2007

“Just relax and breathe normally,” she said.

I gamely attempted to ignore the fact that my breast, in its current configuration, could be run through a card reader. Because that’s what we do when we’re in the presence of Health Care. We meekly comply because it’s for Our Own Good.

I don’t mean to belittle the plight of the millions of Americans without adequate access to care, but there’s another dark side to our health care system: being too well insured.

It’s great when you have the need. But it leads to a culture of malady and excessive consumption of health services. Insured Americans are glutted with health care. And my suspicion is, sometimes it has more to do with insurance and lawyers than with patients.

Several years ago I went in for a routine mammogram. It showed some spots. “99% of the time these are benign cysts,” chirped the radiologist. “But just to be sure, let’s do an ultrasound.” OK. The ultrasound showed benign cysts - common things, apparently. But “But just to be sure, let’s do a biopsy.”

“Baaaa,” said the sheep.

A biopsy is not as horribly invasive a procedure as, say, exploratory brain surgery. I’ll spare you the details, but the technician was wearing a black hood. After it was over and I had confessed to both treason and witchcraft, it turned out I had… benign cysts.

Fast forward to next year’s routine mammogram. What do they find? Cysts! What do they suggest? Ultrasound! What do they want to do after that? Biopsy! But I committed the blasphemy of saying no. You would have thought I had a Chrysler lodged in my windpipe and was begging off the Heimlich maneuver.

Does any sane person actually turn down Covered Medical Care? Maybe we should. Rather than allow ourselves to be caught up in fevered imaginings of horrible demises, do the freakin’ math. If a screening procedure is 99% accurate, ask yourself why the doc is recommending more tests. Is she covering your ass or hers?

Absolutely go get your tit squished. Breast cancer is not something you want to let go undetected. But don’t turn off the rational part of your brain.

Here’s a parting thought to help you get through it: Imagine how many lives could be saved if they used the machine to screen for testicular cancer as well? Starting with the guy who invented it…

“Just relax and breathe normally, sir.”

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