L U N A T A L K with Eva Moon

Fa-la-fucking-lah

December 18, 2007 on 12:43 pm | In Music |

Someone told me the other day that she just loves holiday music. It makes her feel all warm inside. This person has clearly never worked in retail. For those of you who have, and have reached the point where one more reprise of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus will cause your eyes to roll up into your head so far you can watch your follicles working from the inside, I give you the one holiday song you won’t hear at the mall…

Light the Fucking Candles - MP3 audio file - free download
© 2004 Eva Moon

One holiday would be enough
To make the season really tough
We’re a fucked up family
Chanukah by the Christmas tree

Holiday insanity
Is gonna be the death of me
You don’t know how glad I’d be
If Rudolph was a Maccabee

Come on and
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
One More Time

Fry the latkes, bake the ham
Ask me if I give a damn
Santa loosen up your belt
You ate too much chocolate gelt

Come on and
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
One More Time

Let the nightmare end at last
Chanukah and Christmas past
Shove it all ‘til later
The Easter Bunny comes for seder

Come on and
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
One More Time

Mike Gordon: Bass & backing vocals; Ferko Saxmanov: tambourine & backing vocals; Sue Niemann: drums. Special thanks to Mark Skipper of the Damien Project for providing the great lead guitar for this song and to Adam Kittle at Inversion Studio for additional guitar, engineering and mixing.

Oh, and if you’re not done shopping yet, there’s this: Get your Light the F*cking Candles Holday Mug now! Makes a great gift!

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• Folklife 2008
• The Point of the Needle
• Songs of My Enemies
• Anything Else But This
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