L U N A T A L K with Eva Moon

Vogued, Part 2

January 9, 2008 on 11:35 pm | In General Musing, WTF |

More selections from the 840-page slab ink and glossy stock that was the September 2007 issue of Vogue Magazine (of which, maybe four pages were editorial content.) See Part 1. It seems a little inadequate to call it a magazine. Like calling US Military spending a small indulgence. And speaking of small indulgences, go for the sweet little pink cloth clutch on page 811 from Louis Vuitton for only $1,275. You deserve it. But first, a few more fashion highlights:

It was supposed to be a medical miracle - reattaching a woman’s head and limbs to her torso after a tragic accident. But things went horribly wrong when the torso was accidentally attached backwards - along with the dress. The incompetent surgeon tried to disguise his negligence by draping the pelt of sasquatch over the evidence. Nice try, doc. (Cute shoes, though.)

These poor siamese twins, joined at the handbag, are saving up for the operation that will allow them at last to be separated. Please give.

Natasha trudged onward through the fierce Siberian winter. The old gypsy woman had looked into the tea leaves and seen a happy reunion with her exiled prince. Unfortunately, she neglected to mention it would only be happy for the prince, who would stumble upon her frozen corpse shortly after the last of his food supplies had been depleted.

The Baleful Banshee of Aberdeen: To summon this demon, burn the contents of your dryer’s lint trap at midnight on the full moon while repeating the incantation “FA SHO N’VI K’TOM.” Be warned though: One mistake and you might resurrect your uncle Scottie’s 1976 rec room sofa.

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