Logo
  • Entries
  • Comments
  • Popular
Recent Posts
  • May 2013
  • April 2013
  • March 2013
  • February 2013
  • January 2013
  • December 2012
  • November 2012
  • September 2012
  • August 2012
  • July 2012
  • June 2012
  • May 2012
  • April 2012
  • February 2012
  • January 2012
  • December 2011
  • October 2011
  • September 2011
  • August 2011
  • July 2011
  • June 2011
  • May 2011
  • April 2011
  • March 2011
  • February 2011
  • January 2011
  • December 2010
  • November 2010
  • October 2010
  • September 2010
  • August 2010
  • July 2010
  • June 2010
  • May 2010
  • April 2010
  • March 2010
  • February 2010
  • January 2010
  • December 2009
  • October 2009
  • September 2009
  • August 2009
  • July 2009
  • June 2009
  • May 2009
  • April 2009
  • March 2009
  • February 2009
  • January 2009
  • December 2008
  • November 2008
  • October 2008
  • September 2008
  • August 2008
  • July 2008
  • June 2008
  • May 2008
  • April 2008
  • March 2008
  • February 2008
  • January 2008
  • December 2007
  • November 2007
  • October 2007
  • September 2007
  • August 2007
  • July 2007
  • June 2007
  • May 2007
Recent Comments
  • teri smieja this is so, so good. thank you!...
  • MiaKitchensink@gmail.com WTG EvaMoon and kudos to healthy and alive women everywhere....
  • Eva Moon Thank you so much! I'm glad if I can shed even a tiny ray of...
  • teri smieja Great job of dispelling the myths!...
  • wendy unger thank you! from a BRCA1 sister......
Popular Articles
  • Evavision: Pick my next song topic (51)
  • Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf (18)
  • Too Hip to Crotch Walk (14)
  • Exuent (12)
  • Skype in Heaven (11)
  • Home
  • About

Bailout Man

Posted by Eva Moon on Oct 2, 2008 in Backstage Pass, General Musing, Music | 6 comments

Is there anything that might make Wall Street’s shenanigans even slightly more palatable? Probably not. But what if you could mix it up with a little funk and sex? Here is my bailout song.

UPDATE: YouTube video added:


Bailout Man
Music and Lyrics by Eva Moon
Bailout Man – mp3

I want a man who’s a mortgage lender
Oozing assurance and dripping wit
I want a man with risky assets
Who wants to achieve a strategic fit

Supply my demand, I’ll deliver the goods
Meet in the middle and let it begin
Don’t even think of a hostile foreclosure
Let’s try a merger that’s win/win

Chorus:
You’re my target market. My billion dollar plan
My subprime obsession. You’re my bailout man

I want a man who’s hedging options
Fast and loose with securities
He’s not afraid to think outside the box
Not the type to go for plan B

I want substantial return on investment
I want a man who fills the right niche
Ready to sign a long term agreement
Won’t even think of the bait and switch

You’re my target market…

Looking to make a new acquisition
Snatching financial institutions
Looking to maximize penetration
This is my value proposition

You’re my target market…

Keys & vocals: Eva Moon. Guitar and bass: Tym Parsons: Saxophone: Ferko Saxmanov. This bit of bailout humor is a free download with my compliments as long as you cite the source. Check out our other music: Eva Moon & the Lunatics

Like that? Here's more:

  • BP Man: Drill, Baby, Drill
  • Virtually Live
  • Plundered!
  • Live Indiscretion
  • London Jamming

6 Responses to “Bailout Man”

  1. bob yoder says:
    October 2, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    Bail Out man — cooool.

    I hope you are getting some hits from my site

    Digitally yours,
    Bob

  2. Lauren Weyland says:
    October 3, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    terrific….you are so gifted

  3. Helmut says:
    October 3, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    Love it and shared it.
    Fantastic band and singer, and clever lyrics.
    Thank you for brightening my miserable day.

  4. tommy cult says:
    October 7, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    very cool tune – I cant help but wonder if some of the cash is from Nigeria? Maybe George finally answered some of those emails and faxes ;)

  5. Henry says:
    October 30, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    I think this should be sent to all T.V. stations, to Fox, CNN, MSnbc, CNbc, etc. I would love for them all to put it on.

  6. Charmen Ortiele says:
    March 24, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    thanks for the article, didnt realize that was happening, were leaning towards a soft tyranny

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

The Mutant Diaries: Unzipping My Genes

Recent Posts

  • Ask the Mutant: Surveillance – an inside view
  • Ask the Mutant: Will they look “normal”?
  • Ask the Mutant: The Angelina Effect
  • Be an Impresario!
  • A FORCEful Benefit
  • Top 20 Reasons Why Music is Better than Sex
  • The Tyranny of Fitness
  • Looking back with laughter
  • Profiled!
  • Review: “A Musical Self-Exam…”
  • Learner’s Permit
  • Have a little taste of the mutant
  • The Mutant Diaries debut
  • Doing it in public
  • A free Kindle – from me to you

Subscribe

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • RSS Feed
  • Subscribe via Email
  • YouTube

Eva's Announcements

Find out about shows, parties, sightings.
* = required field

Get the Music!

Moon Falling Down Get it today!
Something's Brewing Get it today!

Categories

Archives

Like us on Facebook

Eva Moon & the Lunatics on Facebook

Blog posts by Email

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner

Upcoming Shows

  • Events on May 22, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: May 22, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on May 23, 2013
    The Mutant Diaries - tentative show
    Starts: 7:30 pm
    Ends: May 23, 2013 - 9:00 pm
    Location: 4050 Preston-Fall City Rd SE Fall City, WA 98024
    Description: Fall City is a small town, but this is a big city quality restaurant. Just LOOK at the menu! http://www.fallcitybistro.com/‎

    I'll be performing The Mutant Diaries at 7:30. I recommend coming at 7 or earlier so you can order before the show starts.
    More details...
  • Events on May 24, 2013
    The Mutant Diaries @ Evergreen Hospice Nursing
    Starts: 6:00 pm
    Ends: May 24, 2013 - 7:00 pm
    Location: Kirkland, WA
    Description: This performance is not open to the public. Sorry!
    More details...
  • Events on May 30, 2013
    Molaskey's
    Starts: 6:00 pm
    Ends: May 30, 2013 - 7:00 pm
    More details...
  • Events on May 31, 2013
    The Mutant Diaries @ Sunnyside Up Cafe, Corvallis OR
    Starts: 7:00 pm
    Ends: May 31, 2013 - 8:30 pm
    Location: 116 NW 3rd St. Corvallis, OR
    Description: I'm bringing the show to Oregon! If you're in the Corvallis or even Salem or Eugene area, I hope you'll come by!
    More details...
  • Events on June 4, 2013
    Lauren's Place
    Starts: 6:00 pm
    Ends: June 4, 2013 - 7:00 pm
    More details...
  • Events on June 12, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream Video
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: June 12, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on June 13, 2013
    The Mutant Diaries in London, UK
    Starts: 8:00 pm
    Ends: June 13, 2013 - 9:00 pm
    Location: http://www3.imperial.ac.uk/campusinfo/southkensington
    Description: Benefit concert for Macmillan Cancer Support. Details: http://mutantdiaries.com/london
    Tickets: http://themutantdiaries.brownpapertickets.com
    More details...
  • Events on June 26, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: June 26, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on July 2, 2013
    Lauren's Place
    Starts: 6:00 pm
    Ends: July 2, 2013 - 7:00 pm
    More details...
  • Events on July 10, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream Video
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: July 10, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on July 24, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: July 24, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on August 6, 2013
    Lauren's Place
    Starts: 6:00 pm
    Ends: August 6, 2013 - 7:00 pm
    More details...
  • Events on August 14, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream Video
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: August 14, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on August 28, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: August 28, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on September 3, 2013
    Lauren's Place
    Starts: 6:00 pm
    Ends: September 3, 2013 - 7:00 pm
    More details...
  • Events on September 11, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream Video
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: September 11, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on September 25, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: September 25, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on October 1, 2013
    Lauren's Place
    Starts: 6:00 pm
    Ends: October 1, 2013 - 7:00 pm
    More details...
  • Events on October 9, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream Video
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: October 9, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on October 23, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: October 23, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on November 5, 2013
    Lauren's Place
    Starts: 6:00 pm
    Ends: November 5, 2013 - 7:00 pm
    More details...
  • Events on November 13, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream Video
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: November 13, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on November 27, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: November 27, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on December 3, 2013
    Lauren's Place
    Starts: 6:00 pm
    Ends: December 3, 2013 - 7:00 pm
    More details...
  • Events on December 11, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream Video
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: December 11, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on December 25, 2013
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: December 25, 2013 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
  • Events on January 7, 2014
    Lauren's Place
    Starts: 6:00 pm
    Ends: January 7, 2014 - 7:00 pm
    More details...
  • Events on January 8, 2014
    Prim Economy SL + Ustream Video
    Starts: 5:00 pm
    Ends: January 8, 2014 - 6:00 pm
    Description: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alora%20Bay/159/145/22
    More details...
Designed by Elegant Themes | Powered by Wordpress