Is there anything that might make Wall Street’s shenanigans even slightly more palatable? Probably not. But what if you could mix it up with a little funk and sex? Here is my bailout song.
UPDATE: YouTube video added:
Bailout Man
Music and Lyrics by Eva Moon
Bailout Man – mp3
I want a man who’s a mortgage lender
Oozing assurance and dripping wit
I want a man with risky assets
Who wants to achieve a strategic fit
Supply my demand, I’ll deliver the goods
Meet in the middle and let it begin
Don’t even think of a hostile foreclosure
Let’s try a merger that’s win/win
Chorus:
You’re my target market. My billion dollar plan
My subprime obsession. You’re my bailout man
I want a man who’s hedging options
Fast and loose with securities
He’s not afraid to think outside the box
Not the type to go for plan B
I want substantial return on investment
I want a man who fills the right niche
Ready to sign a long term agreement
Won’t even think of the bait and switch
You’re my target market…
Looking to make a new acquisition
Snatching financial institutions
Looking to maximize penetration
This is my value proposition
You’re my target market…
Keys & vocals: Eva Moon. Guitar and bass: Tym Parsons: Saxophone: Ferko Saxmanov. This bit of bailout humor is a free download with my compliments as long as you cite the source. Check out our other music: Eva Moon & the Lunatics
Bail Out man — cooool.
I hope you are getting some hits from my site
Digitally yours,
Bob
terrific….you are so gifted
Love it and shared it.
Fantastic band and singer, and clever lyrics.
Thank you for brightening my miserable day.
very cool tune – I cant help but wonder if some of the cash is from Nigeria? Maybe George finally answered some of those emails and faxes ;)
I think this should be sent to all T.V. stations, to Fox, CNN, MSnbc, CNbc, etc. I would love for them all to put it on.
thanks for the article, didnt realize that was happening, were leaning towards a soft tyranny