Bailout Man
October 2, 2008 on 3:54 pm | In Backstage Pass, General Musing, Music |Is there anything that might make Wall Street’s shenanigans even slightly more palatable? Probably not. But what if you could mix it up with a little funk and sex? Here is my bailout song.
UPDATE: YouTube video added:
Bailout Man
Music and Lyrics by Eva Moon
Bailout Man - mp3
I want a man who’s a mortgage lender
Oozing assurance and dripping wit
I want a man with risky assets
Who wants to achieve a strategic fit
Supply my demand, I’ll deliver the goods
Meet in the middle and let it begin
Don’t even think of a hostile foreclosure
Let’s try a merger that’s win/win
Chorus:
You’re my target market. My billion dollar plan
My subprime obsession. You’re my bailout man
I want a man who’s hedging options
Fast and loose with securities
He’s not afraid to think outside the box
Not the type to go for plan B
I want substantial return on investment
I want a man who fills the right niche
Ready to sign a long term agreement
Won’t even think of the bait and switch
You’re my target market…
Looking to make a new acquisition
Snatching financial institutions
Looking to maximize penetration
This is my value proposition
You’re my target market…
Keys & vocals: Eva Moon. Guitar and bass: Tym Parsons: Saxophone: Ferko Saxmanov. This bit of bailout humor is a free download with my compliments as long as you cite the source. Check out our other music: Eva Moon & the Lunatics
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Bail Out man — cooool.
I hope you are getting some hits from my site
Digitally yours,
Bob
Comment by bob yoder — October 2, 2008 #
terrific….you are so gifted
Comment by Lauren Weyland — October 3, 2008 #
Love it and shared it.
Fantastic band and singer, and clever lyrics.
Thank you for brightening my miserable day.
Comment by Helmut — October 3, 2008 #
very cool tune - I cant help but wonder if some of the cash is from Nigeria? Maybe George finally answered some of those emails and faxes ;)
Comment by tommy cult — October 7, 2008 #
I think this should be sent to all T.V. stations, to Fox, CNN, MSnbc, CNbc, etc. I would love for them all to put it on.
Comment by Henry — October 30, 2008 #