L U N A T A L K with Eva Moon

Bailout Man

October 2, 2008 on 3:54 pm | In Backstage Pass, General Musing, Music |

Is there anything that might make Wall Street’s shenanigans even slightly more palatable? Probably not. But what if you could mix it up with a little funk and sex? Here is my bailout song.

UPDATE: YouTube video added:

Bailout Man
Music and Lyrics by Eva Moon
Bailout Man - mp3

I want a man who’s a mortgage lender
Oozing assurance and dripping wit
I want a man with risky assets
Who wants to achieve a strategic fit

Supply my demand, I’ll deliver the goods
Meet in the middle and let it begin
Don’t even think of a hostile foreclosure
Let’s try a merger that’s win/win

Chorus:
You’re my target market. My billion dollar plan
My subprime obsession. You’re my bailout man

I want a man who’s hedging options
Fast and loose with securities
He’s not afraid to think outside the box
Not the type to go for plan B

I want substantial return on investment
I want a man who fills the right niche
Ready to sign a long term agreement
Won’t even think of the bait and switch

You’re my target market…

Looking to make a new acquisition
Snatching financial institutions
Looking to maximize penetration
This is my value proposition

You’re my target market…

Keys & vocals: Eva Moon. Guitar and bass: Tym Parsons: Saxophone: Ferko Saxmanov. This bit of bailout humor is a free download with my compliments as long as you cite the source. Check out our other music: Eva Moon & the Lunatics

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