L U N A T A L K with Eva Moon

Light the Fucking Candles

October 21, 2008 on 5:04 pm | | In General Musing

Here’s a little something to get you all cranky and riled up that someone’s putting up Christmas and Chanukah decorations and it’s not even Halloween yet! What is with these people?

It’s never too early for a little holiday angst, right?

Light the Fucking Candles - MP3 audio file
© 2004 Eva Moon

One holiday would be enough
To make the season really tough
We’re a fucked up family
Chanukah by the Christmas tree

Holiday insanityIs gonna be the death of me
You don’t know how glad I’d be
If Rudolph was a Maccabee

Come on and
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
One More Time

Fry the latkes, bake the ham
Ask me if I give a damn
Santa loosen up your belt
You ate too much chocolate gelt

Come on and
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
One More Time

Let the nightmare end at last
Chanukah and Christmas past
Shove it all ‘til later
The Easter Bunny comes for seder

Come on and
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
Light the fucking candles
One More Time

Mike Gordon: Bass & backing vocals; Ferko Saxmanov: tambourine & backing
vocals; Zushka: drums. Special thanks to Mark Skipper of the Damien
Project for providing the great lead guitar for this song and to Adam Kittle at Inversion
Studio for additional guitar, engineering and mixing. Video illustrations and production by Eva Moon.