L U N A T A L K with Eva Moon

Top Ten Reasons to Vote… for my cat

November 4, 2008 on 10:15 am | In General Musing |

It’s Tuesday, November 4th: The day we’ve been waiting to be over with for the past year. Maybe the last eight years. This new entry to the race is coming in a bit late, but that’s how cats are. They do what they want when they want. And isn’t that what we’re all about as a nation?

Here they are: The Top Ten Reasons to write in my cat, Kes on your ballot:

1. Free drugs. Okay, catnip. But still…
2. Mandatory national napping program
3. Foreign policy: Lick or scratch? Keep them guessing
4. Nine lives eases pressure on Secret Service
5. More comfy chairs in the Oval Office
6. Two words: President Palin
7. Economic Policy: Is hoarding pieces of crumpled paper under the fridge in case of a future shortfall of cat toys.
8. Shortest State of the Union speeches ever. And no sound bites for political pundits.
9. Taxes payable in kibble
10. Entire Homeland Security most wanted list can be brought in by a guy with a net.

Now you know what to do: Go out and vote.