L U N A T A L K with Eva Moon

Cream in my coffee

November 26, 2008 on 12:25 pm | | In Food, General Musing, Sex Files, WTF

I know I’ve been writing about food a lot lately. I am a woman of strong appetites and the urge is especially potent this time of year. After all, why stop with just one when multiples are on the table? Let me squeeze out one more for you:

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

What could be more festive for the holidays? Some sample recipes from the book: “Almost White Russian” (2 oz vodka, 1 oz coffee liqueur, 1/2 oz semen, cream or milk, ice cubes), “Tuna Sashimi with Dipping Sauce” (Seafood n’ spunk. Now there’s a natural pairing!), and for dessert, “Creamy Cum Crepes.”

And so on. Well, you get the jizz. I can’t wait to see this episode of Iron Chef.

It’s hard to think of many human-based substances one would want to cook with (perhaps including the above), but here’s a true confession: Back when I was nursing my kids, I found a fresh and convenient substitute for cream in my coffee… Oh c’mon. Like you never thought of it.

Happy Thanksgiving and do have some more of the cream pie.

Thanks to Mr. Squid.

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