L U N A T A L K with Eva Moon

Surviving the Recession Through Denial

March 9, 2009 on 4:09 pm | | In General Musing, In the news

Obama and crew have dumped a great, steaming heap of a stimulus package on a bewildered nation. Will it work? Who knows? There may be a pony in there somewhere, but most of us are unwilling to don the mucking boots and dig. If they want me to swallow it, it’s going to take a pretty special shovel. As if I have a choice.

What they need, my boy, is an infographic. Other government agencies have done admirable jobs of reducing the essentials of a complicated plan to a brainless infographic. One need look no further than our own U.S.D.A. for a stellar example: the Food Pyramid. And to get the ball rolling, here is my own humble plan for dealing with the recession.

Here is a PDF version of the pyramid.

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