L U N A T A L K with Eva Moon

Fugitive Pubes

March 21, 2009 on 8:13 am | | In General Musing, In the news, Sex Files

The government apparently doesn’t think we have the wits to be allowed free access to our own genitalia. In New Jersey, the State Board of Cosmetology is moving toward a ban on Brazilian waxing. They may have a point about the general state of American wits, but this is an intrusion into forbidden territory. Our law system is already a tangled jungle of overregulation. We need to rip away some of it - not add more. How are they going to enforce this law? Stiff fines, presumably. Rise up against this outrageous penetration into our rights!

They can have my wax when they pull it from my cold, dead crotch.

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