L U N A T A L K with Eva Moon

Keep it Sizzlin’

April 2, 2009 on 9:50 am | | In Food, General Musing, WTF

Somehow I have fallen into a bacon vortex. I rarely ever eat the stuff, but no bacon product can hit the market without someone thinking of me. Usually I post out of horrified fascination, but in this case there is an odd confluence of bacon horror and sexual delight that’s so perverse it’s setting up vibrations of the magnitude that brought down the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. I give you: Baconlube.

The company’s tag line is “everything should taste like bacon” and I guess this will put it to the test. But, is that an actual slice of bacon floating in the bottle like some pork-based tequila worm?

Still, there’s a part of me that’s thinking, guys like to eat bacon. This could work for me…

(Judging by the posting date of the product announcement, I suspect some April foolery is afoot. Still…)

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