L U N A T A L K with Eva Moon

The odds are good that the goods are odd

July 10, 2009 on 8:14 am | | In Backstage Pass, General Musing, Music

Personal Ads
© Eva Moon

Tired of sitting home at night waiting for my shining knight
Personal ads might shed some light looking for a man who’s…

Having fun… with the personal ads
Just begun… in the personal ads
On the run… in the personal ads
Son of a gun… in the personal ads
The odds are good that the goods are odd

Here’a an ad from a guy named Rex. Seeks a woman he respects
Even so, one suspects all he really wants is…

What’s in store… in the personal ads
Give me more… of the personal ads
Will I score… in the personal ads
Can’t ignore… the personal ads
The odds are good that the goods are odd

Here’s an ad from a guy named Rick. Thinks that he and I will click
His ad looks pretty slick, but I fear he’s just a…

Little blind… to the personal ads
What a find… in the personal ads
Same old grind… in the personal ads
Out of my mind… in the personal ads
The odds are good that the goods are odd

I’ve had enough. That’s it, I am done
No more wasted nights. Wait… this guy might be the one…

Here’s an ad from a guy named Chuck. Say’s he’s built like a pickup truck
I don’t know if I trust my luck. He just hopes I like to…

Meet guys… in the personal ads
Nothing but lies… in the personal ads
Big surprise… in the personal ads
Getting wise… to the personal ads
The odds are good that the goods are odd

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