L U N A T A L K with Eva Moon

Vajazzle Me

January 16, 2010 on 7:46 am | | In General Musing, Sex Files

You see me here, rockin’ on the porch and you think I’m some washed up old fossil who don’t know nothin’. Don’t you roll your eyes at me. You kids today! With all your fancy gadgets and gizmos. Your iPhones and your wi-fi shoes and your rock and roll. You don’t know the value of tradition! In my day you got a Brazilian wax and you were thankful! Thankful! You went in, slathered your hoo-ha with hot wax, ripped it off, posted the vid on xtube and it was enough! But now? Nooooo… You ain’t satisfied with your God-given, carnuba’ed cooter. You got to bedazzle your precious lady with Swarovski crystals. So it shines like a fucking disco ball. It ain’t natural, I tell you.

You won’t be satisfied until it glows in the dark. That’s why I’m announcing my new product: PunaNeon Lights. Why settle for mere clitter glitter when you can light up your lala like the Las Vegas Strip?

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