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Thursday Joke of the Week

July 1, 2010 on 8:49 am | Join the conversation. You know you want to. | In General Musing, Joke of the week

In Mourning

Cathy had buried her husband four years ago and she was still having trouble moving on. Her daughter, seeing that her Mom was lonely, repeatedly urged her to start dating. She finally gave in and went on a blind date.

It went well, though, and after dating for just six weeks Cathy and her new boyfriend fell in love. Eager to move the relationship to the next level he asked her to join him for a weekend at his cabin by the lake.

Their first night there, she undressed and stood nude in front of him except for a pair of black lacy panties.

“Why the black panties?” he asked.

“My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning.”

He knew he wasn’t getting lucky that night, so he kindly suggested they just go to bed. The following night saw the same scenario. There she stood wearing her black panties. Without saying a word he took off all his clothes. He was naked except for a black condom that he had on.

She looked at him and asked curiously, “What’s with the black condom?”

“I would like to offer my deepest condolences,” he replied.