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Thursday Joke of the Week

July 8, 2010 on 7:53 am | Join the conversation. You know you want to. | In General Musing, Joke of the week

Five surgeons meet for coffee and the talk turns to what type of people are easiest to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second, from Chicago, responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers, those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over.”

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on: there are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine – and the head and the asshole are interchangeable.”