Girl of My Dreams

May 4, 2009 on 8:06 am | Join the conversation. You know you want to. | In General Musing, Music, Uncategorized, WTF

I’m channelling other people’s fantasies in my dreams. This really sucks because I almost never channel my own fantasies. I just had this dream where a petite Asian woman in black lace undergarments was coming on like gangbusters, pulling me into bed and trying to rip my clothes off. I was definitely tempted, but I told her, “Just a minute” and went in the other room to ask my husband if it was OK with him. He said, “No.”

Fuck. Aren’t dreams supposed to be a free pass?

Of course, when I woke and told him about the dream he said, “Wait! No, wait! You asked the wrong guy. I would never have said no!”

If you’ve been channelling my fantasies in your dreams, let me know. Maybe we can swap.

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