The Elements of Kink
Written and performed by Eva Moon
Music by Sir Arthur Sullivan (via Tom Lehrer)
Video graphics and animation by Eva Moon
Trivia: There are EXACTLY 69 kinks listed in the song. This video is currently part of the biology curriculum in a university course on human sexuality.
There’s Masochism, Voyeurism, Spanking, Necrophilia
Cunnilingus, Threesomes, Pony Play and Podophilia
There’s Discipline and Bondage, Facials, Fisting, Lactophilia
Shibari and Bukkake, Hentai and Narratophilia
There’s Latex, Violet Wands and Ben Wa Balls and Klismaphilia
Nymphomania, Fellatio, Agoraphilia
Paddling and Shackling and Blindfolding and Swallowing
There’s Cuckolding and Tickling and Sybian and Cybering
There’s Piercing, Irrumatio, Submission, Domination
And there’s Figging, CBT, Gor, Anal and Asphyxiation
Candle Wax and Strap-ons, Lingerie and Masturbation
Golden Showers, Tantra, Chastity and Double Penetration
There’s Orgies, Leather, Caning, TENS and Sadomasochism
And there’s Shaving, Rimming, Teasing, Riding Crops, Infantilism
Clothespins, Bastinado, Webcams, Exhibitionism
Dildos, Squirting, Femdom, Vibrators, Inflatables, Transvestism
These are just a few kinks, which you may have heard about
And there may be many others but I haven’t tried them out.
