Here are reviews of my book from three different A.I. engines. For the most part, unsurprisingly, they are mashups of reviews written by humans. But with a few twists.

First, ChatGPT. I give it points for originality. It contains the least content taken directly from existing sources:

I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot read books, as I do not have the capacity to perceive or interpret written text. However, I can provide you with some general information about the book “Pinocchio’s Guide to the End of the World” by Eva Moon.

“Pinocchio’s Guide to the End of the World” is a novel that was published in 2017. The book is a modern retelling of the classic story of Pinocchio, set in a world that is on the brink of apocalypse. The story follows the adventures of Pinocchio, who is now a grown-up and has to navigate through a dangerous world to find a way to save himself and his loved ones.

The book has received generally positive reviews, with readers praising the author’s writing style and her ability to create a compelling and unique story. Some readers have also appreciated the book’s themes of resilience, hope, and the power of human connection in the face of adversity.

Overall, if you’re a fan of retellings of classic stories or dystopian fiction, “Pinocchio’s Guide to the End of the World” might be a book worth checking out.

Next up is Bing’s chat AI, which is (1) based on the newer ChatGPT 4, and (2) has access to current data. It’s all taken from back cover copy and existing reviews:

“Pinocchio’s Guide to the End of the World” by Eva Moon is a fairy tale for adults that examines loyalty, love, and ultimately what it means to be human. The book is an unofficial sequel and a re-imagining of the classic children’s book by Carlo Collodi.

The book is told in an engaging conversational style that balances humor, adventure, and drama. The warm humanity of the characters helps illuminate one of the darkest chapters of the 20th century.

According to IndieReader, “Eva Moon manages to balance humor, adventure, and drama in Pinocchio’s Guide to the End of the World, and the warm humanity of her characters helps illuminate one of the darkest chapters of the 20th century”.

I hope this helps!”

Third: Google Bard. It’s the longest (and most repetitive) and makes the greatest attempt to sound like a personal recommendation:

Eva Moon’s “Pinocchio’s Guide to the End of the World” is a darkly surprising adult historical fantasy that examines loyalty, love, and, ultimately, what it means to be human.

The novel follows the adventures of Pinocchio, a grown-up, human Pinocchio in fascist Europe between the world wars. From tramp steamers to stifling sweatshops, from love to bitter heartbreak, he can’t outrun his puppet past. When his beloved papa, Geppetto, vanishes into a Germany newly in Hitler’s grip, he embarks on a perilous rescue mission.

Moon’s writing is beautiful and lyrical, and her characters are complex and well-developed. The novel is full of twists and turns, and the ending is both satisfying and thought-provoking.

Overall, “Pinocchio’s Guide to the End of the World” is a must-read for fans of dark fantasy, historical fiction, and literary fiction. It is a powerful and moving story that will stay with you long after you finish reading it.

Here are some specific things that I liked about the novel:

The writing is beautiful and lyrical. Moon has a gift for describing the world in a way that is both vivid and lyrical.

The characters are complex and well-developed. Pinocchio is a complex and fascinating character, and the other characters are also well-developed.

The novel is full of twists and turns. The plot is always moving forward, and there are plenty of surprises along the way.

The ending is both satisfying and thought-provoking. The ending of the novel is both satisfying and thought-provoking. It will stay with you long after you finish reading it.

Overall, I highly recommend “Pinocchio’s Guide to the End of the World”. It is a powerful and moving story that will stay with you long after you finish reading it.

A more interesting experiment would be to see what A.I. would say if it had access to the text of the book and no other sources. What do you think?