There’s a problem with my book “Pinocchio’s Guide to the End of the World.” The problem wears a silly yellow hat above a nose like a broom stick, bright red shorts and he’s made of wood. He was probably burned into your brain by Disney when you were a young child and he lives on there still. This is not my Pinocchio. My guy is 34, human, and has seen the roughest side of life. He’s not suitable for children. But when you read the name “Pinocchio” what do you see? Yellow hat, is my guess.

So, I’m using the A.I. art engine “NightCafe” to overwrite those images with mine. It’s taken a fair amount of trial and error, and as always, A.I. can’t quite do hands, but this is just the right mood. Not a pair of red shorts in sight. I’m adding a new one every day and have enough for a month, so check back later to see more. Let me know in comments what you think.